
The Chimney Sweep Online Fireplace, Woodstove, Gas Stove and Barbecue Shop
Nicknamed "The Sweet Child" for his sunny disposition and willingness to polish off any Holiday Fudge a
Sweep customer might entrust him to bring back to the shop to share with everyone (not that we're bitter, Sweet
Child), Howard fills his size 56 Portly coveralls with enthusiasm, commitment to excellence, and the kind of
knowledge and expertise that comes with inspecting and sweeping over 10,000 chimneys. Howard Lopeman, after an impromptu performance of his mystifying "disappearing fudge" trick. Magic fans will thrill to the complete absence of candy in his upraised hand; only the sharp eyed will note the squirrel-like fullness of his pudgy cheeks.
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